In a place and time where cyclists and motorists can no longer get along, one man and his Judge, Jury, and Executioner have taken to the streets. What is to come will not be pretty. After a recent high profile road massacre, Peds McGee and a crew of rag tag wanna-be-Lance-Armstrong's are ready to rage war against anyone and everyone using motorized transportation. With off the charts car explosions, shotgun shell blasting revolvers, and rednecks on bicycles, you're in for a riot. Coming the summer of 2020.
Premis: It is the year 2040. For nearly 30 years, crazies with a little too much money have been building bomb shelters, stockpiling weapons, and hoarding food. Unfortunately for them, things have actually gotten more peaceful. Desalination plants have advanced and now we get all of our power from safe hydroelectric. Populations around the world have become stagnant and large forests full of wildlife have returned. Things, you might say, have peaked. But, at the top of every peak, there is only one way to go from there. With the million or so preppers around the U.S. unwilling to admit they waisted their youths building and investing in a non-future, are now ready to put their life's work to the test. On New Years Eve of 2040, it is almost like their leader said "GO!"
We open with a wide angled view of open prairies and knobby bluffs. (Drone footage) Headed north on 29 towards Omaha. Finally approach the city and move in on a gothic styled Catholic Church. Finally we are witnessing an Easter Day egg hunt and kids going crazy with joy in a grass covered courtyard. A guy in a bunny costume hops about as we begin to hear the Bunny Bunny Bunny song.
Charlie, our star of the film, is a young boy with rabbit face paint. He is hugging his parents as they explain to him in a very positive and upbeat tone that Charlie is going to be living at the church now.
CHARLIE: “Mom...Dad...Happy East.
Charlie is cut off before he can go on.
MOM: "Charlie, this is such a great place. I really think your going to love it here."
DAD: "That's right Dorris! You are going to make your mother and I so happy. You should really be proud of yourself.”
CHARLIE: “I am glad I make you proud, but..
Again he is cut off.
MOM: “You are one of God's little children now. Oh! You're going to have such a great time. And doncha know, legally your father and I can't get in any trouble for leaving you here."
DAD: "You see son.... the car is really only a two-seater and my bucket list has some pretty crazy shit on it."
MOM: "You do make things pretty cramped hun. But we will always love you and I can send you post cards from all the cool places we go. It'll be just like you were there yourself."
CHARLIE: “So you're leav…
Charlie is cut off for a final time.
DAD: "So this is goodbye son. Now go get some of those eggs all the kids seem to be going on about."
Charlie glances over his shoulder to view the eggs, but before he turns back to his parents have already darted towards their car and appeared to be gaining speed. It was a bright pink 1974 Bricklin SV-1 with a Ford 350. It takes a few turns of the engine to get her started, but finally it lets out a dank cloud of smoke and roars to life. The couple take off before the gull wing doors have a chance to shut. As they round the corner, Charlie's car seat is seen being hurled to the curb.
Charlie appears a bit confused, however this certainly wasn’t the first time he had been left behind. The sun was shining bright and we see Charlie with his stupid bunny face paint on his way to pick up a glimmering egg in a tuft of grass (slow motion). He actually seems happy with his parents decision for the moment and has a huge grin on his face. Another view shows Harold (a chubby red haired child) going in the same direction towards the egg. Just as Charlie reaches down, Harold stomps Charlie's hand. For a brief moment, Harold’s face looks just like the Devil himself and flames erupt around him. Biting his lip, Charlie looks back down at his badly mangled hand. He sees that the egg he had been going for was equally as smashed as yolk and blood begin to run together off Charlie's finger tips. Bright light stirs around Charlie's hand as he holds it up in the air in agony while Harold is heard letting out a real pecker wood laugh. At this moment, Charlie's eyes go wide and the camera spins 180 degrees to show his perspective in first person and the song Holy Roller Novocaine squashes out all sound other than the meaty sounding blows to come. Charlie springs to his feet and runs down Harold in a matter of steps and slings him to the ground with a horse collar. An epic beat down comes in the form of double fisted punches and flying rabbit kicks. At one point Charlie is actually gnawing on Harold's head until the man dressed in the bunny costume grabs Charley and picks him up by his shirt. You see this at first through Charlie's eyes as he continues his thrashing without the ability to continue going forward, then the camera cuts back to a normal side view as the music fades and you see Charlie just kinda dangling like a fish on the end of a short line and the pole is a bunny's arm. We quickly see Harold on the ground continuing to try and swing back until he finally stops seeing stars. Through the halls of the church, the bunny man continues to carry Charlie like this for a straight minute as we follow the two towards the main priest's office. The bunny man knocks on the door marked Father O'Grady with his free hand as a dreary echo mimics him. "Hello, hello, please come in!" A cheery voice replies. The bunny man shuffles in and sets Charlie down in the center of the room. "New kid and he is already starting fights Father. I found him beating up that little pecker wood Harold. Shall I put him in the stink?" Father O'Grady pauses and stares at Charlie for a while. Again the bunny man nudges for a reply. "Father?" Finally he answers. "No, no. You leave him with me. Take Harold to the stink and I will handle this one myself." The bunny man begins to exit the room when father O'Grady adds. "Thank you again for helping with the children today Johny. Your a good man."
Bunny man: "Anytime father. I love you"
"Aahh" the Father replies as one might to a girl you don't really love back.
We then only get a glimpse of the bunny man exiting the room as the door shuts and the priest's robe begins to slink down to the floor.
Harold is the type of kid that reminds you of Chunk from the Goonies. He sits recapping his Easter Egg hunt success with some of the other children. His face is covered with chocolate and he continues stuffing his face as he goes on, " you wouldn't believe me if I told ya, I am talking so much candy it must have come in a dump truck. So much candy it could feed Haiti for a year."
The Bunny man appears behind him and picks him up as he did Charlie. Harold continues talking, "oh hey Johny. I can't wait till I get to play the Easter Bunny. What a cool job. You must get first dibs on all the best candy. Butterfingers....Snikers.....Galdova Chocolates.... Peanut Butter Cups....". And this goes on and on as the Bunny Man (Johny) hauls Harold to the depths of the church. Once they get to the basement floor, Harold sounds a little concerned. "Hey there Johny, it's kinda cold down here. I don't think there is any candy down here. It smells like something brown but not chocolate...ahaha..hah." He laughs uncomfortably. heads just down the hall to a small office where a little creepy old blue haired lady sat. At first she just looked hunched over in her chair, but as she sat up, it was aparent she was in fact a hunchback of sorts. "Father O'Grady hoped you could give Harold a time out sister." With nothing more than a "huh." for acknowledgment, the bunny man simply nodded and was on his way. As he open the door to the outside, it is so bright you can no longer see anything but light. As the door finally closes again, the head of the bunny costume is left rolling around on the floor.
Although being 5 foot tall, sister Margarett was a bit of a beast and would clearly be 5'9" if her head was above her shoulders. We see her take the same path as the bunny man with the same lighting result. (Camera switches from behind-indoor to infront-outside). Harold, although puffy and swollen, is now sitting against a small statue and gorging himself on a huge chocolate bunny. Sister Margarett swoops him up with one arm, just as the bunny man had carried Charlie before. The large chocolate bunny falls end over end to the ground and basically turning into nothing more than a pile of chocolate.
A wide angle of the large church ceiling is shown and then Charlie's screams begin to be heard. A quick glimpse reveals the feet of both Charlie and then the Priest right behind him with their clothing discarded on the floor.
Margarett proceeds with Harold down a spiral staircase and into the boules of the church. Harold would every so often ask the sister what was going on. However, as we have already established, she is not much of a talker. Once at the bottom, she opens a big metal door. Air tight, the kind you would see on a submarine. With a little heav-ho, in he went. Through the air he went until he landed on a rather soft floor, yet far less pleasing once he realized what it consisted of. Harold now found himself in a fifty foot pit, at the bottom of the boys room toilet. For years he had heard of a torture room called the Stink, but everyone new it was make believe. Unfortunately, the legend was true and the realization of this fact caused Harold to finally let out a series of hyperventilated screams and cries.
Harolds cries sharply turn to Charlie’s rabbit painted face in agony. He takes a deep gasp. O'Grady is seen holding his index finger up proudly. Then Harold ducks and covers as explosive diarrhea rains down on him from the toilet above.
Later that night, Charlie finally emerges from Father O'Grady's den. He is wearing a bathrobe for a full grown man, so Charlie is swimming in this thing. His swim however is slow and labored as he cringes with every step. He makes his way down to the boys room. He gently pulls the robe aside and places himself onto the toilet. Before he is to relieve himself, he jumps up in surprise as he hears something calling from below.
"Oh, uh hello there. We didn't get a chance to properly introduce ourselves before, but I am Harold...and...Dude, do you think you can get me the fuck out of here!? And what did you say your name was?"
Harold: "Your name is Harold too. No shit man?"
Charlie: "No you asshole, I was repeating your name. My name is Charlie."
Harold: "Well Mr. Charlie, I can tell we are going to be total BFF's, am I right? So what were your thoughts on fishing me outa here?"
Charlie: "You can eat shit Mr. Harold."
With that, Charlie hops back upon the seat and doesn't hold anything back. In a muffled manor, Harold can be heard saying, "Dude, that looks like a lot of blood in your stool. You might want to consider eating more greens and roughage."
Time goes by fast for Charlie. He still recieves the old God stick on a regular basis, but he has grown close with many of the nuns that have given him motherly comfort. Nun 3 has been teaching Charlie the nearly forgotten American fighting style known as
"Rough and Tumble". This fighting style was most likely used by the Mandingos in the 1800's and early 1900's, but included whites and Hispanics as well. Known for its shear brutality and anything goes rules, this fighting style targets the eyes and genitals while leaving open the chance for Mike Tyson ear chomps. Needless to say, Charlie loved the class and it didn't hurt that Nun 3 had some monster cans. Charlie still saw Harold every time he used the toilet. It was getting pretty sad as he would usually cry, then beg for help out, and then curse. Not always in the same order. Although his please for help went unheard, he was continually working on his escape. For the last few years, Harold has been collecting the the shit that rains down on him and turning them into building blocks. He has already formed a spiral staircase 2/3 of the way up to the lid of the toilet.
Not sure where to put yet:
It is Easter mass and Father OGrady stands before his flock and preaches the good word. "And on this day, a bloody, withered, shell of a man.......Jesus Christ....forced open the giant rock slab which had encapsulated his previously decaying flesh, and he walked outward from within his death cave and right into each and every one of your hearts and mine.....can I get an amen?" OGrady moves across the stage with a shuffle in his step and looks over to the ushers and says, "why don't you pass those donation baskets around one more time.....I feel the lord is calling for you to be a little extra genorous today...let me get an Amen."
Move forward 6 years.
It is Easter time once again in Omaha.
We now see a young teenage Charlie dressed in the traditional Easter Bunny costume. Father O’Grady has given Charlie many responsibilities. Some of which he likes and some of which he has simply learned to deal with. He is just putting the finishing touches on the Easter eggs for the big hunt in the morning and he kinda seems happy again. His favorite nuns were singing Easter songs as he worked around him.
NUN 4: “Charlie! We need to step out and attend to some of the party plans. Can you get this all finished up by yourself?”
CHARLIE: "Okay ladies, I will surprise you and get all of these finished before you get back."
NUN 3: "What a good boy you are. Good luck sweetheart."
NUN 4: "Toodaloo."
As soon as the door shuts, the two begin seductively licking on one another's necks and going straight for finger insertion. These two honestly can't keep it in there pants and the tango begins through the the halls of the church as we hear the song "Love Me Tender", by Elvis Presley. The nuns continue this dance all the way up into the bell tower where they are finally seated in a scissor position. Heavy breathing is heard as if a climax is inevitable. The camera cuts to the outside of the bell tower and the chimes begin to ring out.
We are back in the main office where Charlie is just finishing the last few eggs. The sound of the bell tower is heard striking with every second and ends on the 8th strike. However once it ends, you hear a clap of the wood floors. The sound grows louder until it stops at the foot of the door. Slowly the door finally opens with a long drawn out creak. The now elderly priest enters the room. The floor begins to creak again with each step the priest takes towards Charlie. He bites down on the fingertips of his driving gloves one by one as to slowly remove them. They are discarded onto the table and then he places his keys atop. Without uttering a word, Father O'Grady picks up Charlie and throws him onto the table face down with the little bit of force the old man could still muster. As Charlie attempts to stabilize himself, his arm stretches out knocking the bowl of eggs into flight. One egg smashes right away on the edge of the table and in slow motion you witness the rest exploding one by one. Holy Roller Novocaine again turns on in Charlie's brain and only gets louder with each broken egg. Once again we see in first person as Charlie. Before the priest could even reach for the zipper on the back of the bunny suit, Charlie was springing to action. A reverse double foot rabbit kick right to the priests balls sends the old man flying through the air. Charlie leaps from the table with a flying elbow to the back of the priest's head. Another flurry of rabbit like punches persist until the man's face is no longer recognizable. In a final act of defiance that only another who has experienced first hand the act of molestation could understand, Charlie pulls back the priest's robe and rips his dick clear off. The priest is seen twitching and bubbling from the mouth.
A side view now shows Charlie getting off of the priest with blood splatter across the bunny suit. He exits the room, but not before grabbing the keys on the table. His previously happy look reemerges on his face. You then see him exit the building and proceed to the reserved parking spot of Priest O'Grady and his 1986 BMW 325es in cherry red.
Back in the church, two nuns are walking and chatting.
Sister 1 "What I wouldn't do to have Father O'Grady between my thighs just once before I die."
Sister 2 "You know he has the eyes for me. If he is ever to lust, it will surely be these thighs he be lusting over."
Sister 1"Oh Margaret, you fat old cow, he wouldn't be able to distinguish you vagina from your fat rolls."
Sister 2 "If he sleeps with your disease ridden hell hole, there is no God."
Sister 1 "Please, my clam is as fresh as a rose bud. Pipe down and keep your mouth shut. Hello your Holy.......shhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt!!!!!!"
Both sisters scream in unison as they walk in on the massacre.
Just outside the police station our hero cop joins the movie. Johnny Bluejeans had also been raised by the church and was always pretty close to Father O'Grady. He sits waiting in his delapidated cop car. It's like out of the 80's and rittled with bullet holes. All of a sudden a call comes out over the scanner. "All available cars, please respond to a 1232 at the Catholic Church. Elderly male found unresponsive with no penis." "Fuck me. No. Why little baby Jesus.........why. (Long silent pause as Bluejeans goes through a large range of emotional feelings ) Alright, this sounds like some goddamn terrorist shit." He grabs his walkie and calls in. "Deputy Bluejeans on his way. Make sure you send out an APB that no Priests cocks are safe". He slams door, and does a half peel out. Moments later a donut flys out the window as he makes a sharp tire squealing right turn.
"Dirty God hating cock suckers." Bluejeans reaches under his desk and pulls out a large revolver. "Ah." He reaches again under the desk and this time pulls out a large flask of whisk and begins to swig it. He then pulls out a small vial from his shirt pocket and continues to lay out a large line of cocaine on the barrel of his gun. He takes out what is clearly his last dollar bill from his wallet and rolls it into a straw. "God help us all." He says just as he leans over and snorts up the entire line. A line that in most cases should have been split up for 4 people and taken through each nostril, Bluejeans just horked up in one glorious sniff. He shoves the revolver in his waistband and exits his office as the song Hurricane by the Beastie Boys starts up. He is seen walking through the busy station as people attempt to talk to him. A close up of his face shows sweat beading up on his forehead and white residue clearly coming back out of his nostril but he was now a man on a mission. The people around him are just incoherent mumbles and he walks directly into a midget in handcuffs that is simply waiting to be processed. He continues out the station without a word and heads to his ridiculously old cruiser.
We are now at Chubbs Foods. We see a side shot (all the way on the other side of the aisle) of Charlie still in his costume and pushing a shopping cart mounded up with cartons of eggs. Cut screen and he is now at the register. The chubby older women chews her gum like she is trying to kill it and can't stop checking every single egg to make sure they are not cracked. This goes on for a while as Charlie has just picked up around 200 cartons of eggs. Then she notices the red blood all over the costume.
Cashier "So did you have an accident with the red food coloring or something?"
Charlie "Ha ha. Actually it was father O'Grady that had the accident. Oh, you know how old people are. Hahahah hahah haha."
The cashier reaches the last carton of eggs and looks in.
Cashier "Ah oh. It looks like a cracked egg."
Holy Roller begins to creep in.
Cashier "Oh nope, it just looked that way in the light, it's good." she says as she give a stupid hand gesture.
And the music dies back down.
Cashier "That will be $432.88. Would you like me to put it on Father O'Gradys tab?"
Charlie "That would be perfect."
Charlie exits with his now routine, shit eating grin.
There is then a brief moment with Charlie peeling out in the Beamer and eggs are poking out all over.
Officer Bluejeans is headed down the road in his should-have-been retired cruiser. His hair is clearly fake or is possibly just a bad comb over, but it shows extra with the windows down. He is swigging whiskey and doing lines of coke off of his gun as he drives down a dusty road.
Little time has past and we now see Charlie and Officer Bluejeans pulling up to the Catholic Church. They both exit their cars at the same time in what looks to be the beginning of a dual. Just then, Bluejeans yells out to Charlie with force, "Hey! Boy!" Bluejeans then stands waiting for a reply. The faint sound of Holy Roller Novocaine kicks in, but then as soon as it starts it is cut off by Bluejeans once again. "You need help carrying all them eggs?" Charlie grins and nods. The two are seen for a good minute in various takes with the moon clearly in a different position to show the passing of time. They lug the eggs for what appears to be an hour or so into the kitchen of the church. We finally see the two finish the task. They shake hands in silence and then Officer Bluejeans darts off to investigate. As Bluejeans enters the room where the priest lie, we notice Bluejeans first cover his nose, then gag just a little, and then he removes his hat just as a tear drops down his cheek. He nears O'Grady and kneels down swatting away the flies that have already begun to gather. Bluejeans takes one long pull off his whisky bottle and then gets to work. You see him pulling out various spy gadgetry and furiously jotting down clues onto a firmly grasped note pad. During this time he is often seen taking more swigs of whiskey and doing more lines of coke. Finally, we see Bluejeans peer behind a house plant along the edge of the room. It is his ahhhha moment as he reaches down and squeezes hold of a flaccid dick and brings it right up to his eye for examination. "Could it be?"
For just a brief moment we see Bluejeans once again driving down a dusty road in the opposite direction as before and still holding the dick in his hand. (Possible show him do a quick line off the dick)
Back at the church, nuns 1 and 2 are seen out on the balcony smoking a small joint and morning the dear priest.
Sister 1: "I will never know the pleasure of that mans wonderful erection."
Sister 2: "I would have done things to him that would have sent us both to hell."
Sister 1 takes a deep hit off the roach and begins to cough aloud. Just then Charlie passes nearby and the nuns duck down and giggle silently. Once they hear he has passed and gone, Sister 2 says "let's go make some fucking food". Sister 1's eyes light up. They are seen moving as if they are trying to stay hidden, yet clumsily making it obvious exactly where they are. They enter the main kitchen and open the refrigerator that is completely stuffed with eggs. There are more that obviously couldn't fit in the fridge that are just sitting out on the counter. Since there was nothing else available they decided to make scrambled eggs. They sit and we see for a good long while, the two of them cracking open eggs and dumping them into a bowl. They continued to discard the shells in a pile on the counter. After emptying two full cartons into the bowl, sister one pulls out an electric mixer and begins to blend up the eggs. Sister two goes to grab the shells for disposal just as Charlie (still in costume) enters the room. Within a couple seconds of hard core noticing the broken egg shells, a full on beat of Holy Roller Novocaine erupts and drowns out Sister two as she says, "oh, hello Charlie." Charlie is seen with his classic double footed flying rabbit kick to the mid section of sister one. She is seen flying threw the air while the blender remains in the spot it was when she was kicked. Charlie grabs it mid air and turns it on the hair of sister two. The blender spins so tight, the sisters face is seen being ripped off. She screams in agony as she is seen jumping out a window to her death. Charlie drops the still spinning blender to the floor and reaches for a block of knives. He is like one of the guys at a carnival as tosses the knives with precision, sticking one in every one of her limbs. With the bowl of scrambled egg, he jumps atop the now gasping sister one. She is seen begging for mercy, "Please Charlie, I beg of you please stop this." Throughout the rest of the scene she attempts to recite this prayer.
"Hail Mary, full of grace.
Our Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Charlie stares deeply into the sister's eyes and says "Peep!" He then proceeds to pour egg down the woman's throat as she struggles to get free. His persistence is simply too much for the old women and finally the eggs overwhelm her although she surprisingly gets through most of the prayer. Charlie gets up slowly, now dripping with runny yolks. The music fades again and Charlie walks over to the corner of the room and grabs a mop to begin cleaning up the mess.
We are just outside a rustic old cabin, when the camera pans over to reveal Officer Bluejeans car. Inside the cabin we see Bluejeans in a dark room with some old mini VHS tapes. He is fumbling through them and is getting noticeably agitated as it continues to be tape after tape of him getting pinned in old high school wrestling matches. "God damn it, why the hell didn't I label these. The first video shows him in a really bad robot outfit made of cardboard. Although his movement is greatly restricted it is apparent he is trying to dance as the overly techno/disco music plays in the background. Next we see Bluejeans in his bedroom and he is explaining "This is an experiment and will be used for educational purposes only. I will now remove my clothing and continue to rub my penis....." Bluejeans rips this tape out. We now see him on a wrestling mat and he is clearly dominating the other wrestler and actually pin them. Finally the two stand up and we see the other wrestler is a pretty weak looking girl and Then it is revealed that Bluejeans is sporting an erection. Then finally we see one with a young Johnny Bluejeans dressed in a bunny suit. You see him hopping along all happy and then entering a room that has a younger Father O'Grady. It is a near repeat of the scene from the beginning with Charlie. The door shuts behind Bluejeans and we see a nameplate on the door revealing it was indeed O'Grady. The look on Bluejeans face at this point is pricelessly painful. He cries, but just for a second and then he lays out a line two feet long and snorts the hole thing in one pass.
Back at the church:
Charlie has been up all night decorating the thousands of eggs he bought. He is still sporting the bunny costume and it is pretty crazy looking at this point with the egg acting as a hairspray of sorts and now he did have various streaks of food coloring overtop of the now crusty blood. He finishes up inside and then he moves outside where he continue to place eggs all around the courtyard. You see him on several occasions step over Sister 1 as her faceless body lie on the cold damp ground. After tripping over her several times however, he opts to drag her behind the bushes. This is again captured showing the progressive movement of the moon in the sky. Charlie is seen placing his last egg in the grass just as dawn breaks. It is really a sight as literally thousands of painted up eggs cover the lawn.
Bluejeans is back in his car swigging whisky with his horrible hair blowing in the wind headed down the dusty road back towards the church. It is a foggy Easter morning and there seem to be a shit load of rabbits on the road.
All of a sudden we see none other than Charlie's parents in the pink Bricklin. They are blaring the 1964 song Beans In My Ears by the Serendipitous Singers. Over the horrible melody we hear Mom chime in. "I can't believe you're dragging me through this god awful city again. I honestly can't even recall what we did while we were here last time. Weren't we visiting your cousin Jackie."
Dad "No, I believe it was Margaret. Anyway, 80 is like the only road headed back east. Your the one that wanted to see Mackinac Island, so live with it."
We cut back to Bluejeans speeding down the highway as he is just about to do a bump off of his gun when he swerves to miss hitting Charlie's parents. He just keeps driving and manages to fire off that rail, but Charlie's dad is mad.
Dad "Do you believe that bastard?"
He slams down the gas pedal with a serious road raged look upon his brow. The chase is on although Bluejeans is so amped up he doesn't have a clue he is being followed. Charlie's dad simply assumes the car came from a government auction and that Bluejeans is a homeless man, but can't let go of his anger. "This god damn bum is going to kill somebody. He's all over the road."
Mom, "Oh, just let it go Berry! If we hurry, we can still make it to Mall of America before Legoland is closed."
Dad:"We are not going to fucking Legoland and this asshole needs to be reported!"
The whole thing comes to a screeching halt right in front of the courtyard as tons of kids are enjoying the Easter egg hunt. Officer Bluejeans steps out of his car and begins combing through the kids looking for Charlie. Charlie's dad is right on his heels yelling when a young girl's high pitch scream echoes out. Bluejeans springs to the scene and yells out. "Okay everyone, we have a faceless dead body". Of course this sends everyone into a panic and people flee the scene, however trampling the eggs that strew the grounds. Bluejeans calls out. "Charlie!" Then Charlie's parents stop in their tracks as they have a brief flashback.
Dad "You are one of God's little children now."
Mom "I really think your going to love it here."
They finally remember sending Charlie to the very church they currently stand at.
Now this is the overly dramatic entrance where everyone glances over to the main Roman-like entrance of the church. The children in the courtyard hold overflowing baskets of eggs and peer gazingly as the huge doors swing open and Charlie begins to hop down one step at a time. Mid way, he glances upward, now seeing his parents featured prominently among the much shorter children surrounding them. Charlie's previously somber face is now transformed. It is actually a happy expression as opposed to his recent half cocked grins. Charlie's parents too seem happy to see him as if they are mildly warm to the idea of taking him back. They all head towards each other as if a nice little reunion is about to take place. As they approach, both Charlie's mother and father shove aside some children who had been standing in the path. In what looks like a fireworks show, eggs go flying from their baskets 20 feet into the air. Without paying attention to the egg ejection, they continue into the flight of the now descending eggs. One after another, Charlie's parents are lit up with eggs. The music has never been louder.
Charlie is in first person and rocking once again. He kicks a nearby child in the head so hard it flies off like a golf ball on a tee. With extreme force it blast Charlie's father's legs out from underneath him. Another toddler in bunny ears is grabbed by the feet and used like a baseball bat to club his mother across the back of the head. With the form of a high jumper, Charlie comes down hard across his father's back. His moves are impressive for that of a guy in a bunny costume.
While the fight ensues in the courtyard, Bluejeans runs frantically through the church and into The late Father OGradys quarters. Seconds later he reemerges, now wearing a once discarded rabbit head. He rounds the corner up into the clock tower. He stops once to catch his breath on the steep stairwell and to, "ah yes, little candy I'll get me up this bitch." He places a large bump of coke onto the end of his gun just sticks it up into the rabbit head with the eventual sound of a snort. He takes off like a sprinter. Moments later he comes upon Nun 3 and Nun 4 who have apparently either been scissoring each other for a very long time or just seem to do it a lot. Either way, Bluejeans slows down to watch a little as he passes, and they seem to continue as if nothing changed.
In the courtyard, Charlie is using a third child now in an axe like chopping motion to his father's back. Flurries of double fisted punches and leg combos persist and the two are writhing around on the ground. The music comes to an abrupt close and we are back in a normal camera angle. Charlie pauses as he now hears his name.
"Charlie!" Bluejeans repeats aloud. Charlie holds his paw above his eyes as to stop the glaring light.
Inside the tower Bluejeans reaches into the front of his pants and pulls Father OGradys now spoiled looking penis out from alongside his own.
Back down below, Charlie's eyes focus upon Bluejeans. Again the light glares and Charlie barely sees something floating down from the sky. Only at the last moment, he realizes it to be a now flimsy and kinda green Father O'Grady dick. The hole tip of the thing explodes upon contact with the side of Charlie's face, in turn knocking the boy to the ground.
There is a brief moment where Holy Roller plays, but it is slowed and muffled as Charlie loses consciousness.
We now see Bluejeans stuffing a lifeless Charlie into the back of his car while still wearing a rabbit head. Bluejeans has clearly lost it. While he lifts one end in and then the other, you can make out two figures emerging to their feet. Bluejeans makes his way into the driver seat and takes off out of the church lot.
Immediately the camera zooms in on Charlie's parents, who are pretty rough looking, yet seeming concerned.
Mom: "That rabbit has taken our boy!"
Dad: "Hurry you bitch, too the car."
Mom: "Oh my God Bill, what do you think a rabbit would want with our boy?"
Charlie's father slaps the shit out of her and grabs her arm in order to rush off. You can hear him mumble a bit about "crazy cunt" this and "dumb broad" that and a "no god damn rabbits gonna take my boy" as they run towards the Bricklin. Again they are seen peeling out before the door of the car have had time to go down.
born again vagina hole at church Sunday